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15th Mar, 2013 at 8:12pm
 
What part of your body goes to heaven first?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it’s your feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God!  I'm coming!'

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

The nun had to leave the room.
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Reply #1 - 16th Mar, 2013 at 12:36pm
 
Why nun left?
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Reply #2 - 18th Mar, 2013 at 10:50am
 
Grin Grin   so wrong , but always enjoy johnny joke.
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Reply #3 - 28th Apr, 2013 at 6:36pm
 
Jesus Christ Y'all, so quiet now... Where's everyone?

By the way I was this 'Little Johnny' charcter for 5 occasions.

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Reply #4 - 30th Apr, 2013 at 10:33am
 
Applause  i think they have dry sense of humor or miss the joke.
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Reply #5 - 2nd May, 2013 at 10:44am
 
Then, where have you been? the Mars? Grin

Beef Cake wrote on 28th Apr, 2013 at 6:36pm:
Jesus Christ Y'all, so quiet now... Where's everyone?

By the way I was this 'Little Johnny' charcter for 5 occasions.

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Reply #6 - 6th May, 2013 at 11:50am
 
Grin Grin Cheesy
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Reply #7 - 11th May, 2013 at 1:05am
 
I flew to the Moon and did not go to Mars at least for right now Wink.
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Reply #8 - 11th May, 2013 at 10:16am
 
Beef Cake wrote on 11th May, 2013 at 1:05am:
I flew to the Moon and did not go to Mars at least for right now Wink.


Be ambitious and agrressive, you be on Mars Grin
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Reply #9 - 11th May, 2013 at 7:38pm
 
Will always be motivated and intrigued to discover other life forms in outer space Wink!
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Reply #10 - 11th May, 2013 at 7:49pm
 
Beef Cake wrote on 11th May, 2013 at 7:38pm:
Will always be motivated and intrigued to discover other life forms in outer space Wink!


Pathfinder? Or lifefinder?
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Reply #11 - 12th May, 2013 at 9:19am
 
None of the above Grin
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