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15th Nov, 2009 at 8:46am
 
Jokes that will keep you laughing every day!   Grin

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Reply #1 - 13th Dec, 2009 at 5:34am
 
Let hear one from me; to Adm,

If you were elected to be a next president of Laos
What is the first thing you are going to do?

A. Clean up the corruption
B. Reform the labour law(increase the salary up to x4)
C. Power to people(right to freedom of speech)
D. Limit the government control
E. Immigration reform ( illegal or legal aliens have to pay fee & fine)
F. Land reform( give back the lands to right owner )
G. Free election
H. None of above

Seem to me; Adm. you have better idea then your current president and the past. If I have a power to put you up there I be willing to sacrifice for it.





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Reply #2 - 13th Dec, 2009 at 2:36pm
 
I think I already know the answer to this question.

I. Nothing. Cause she doesn't think there is anything wrong with Laos as it is.

P.S. - There is no chance that any Laos person can become the president. We all know who is in control. Freedom? What's that?
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Reply #3 - 13th Dec, 2009 at 7:29pm
 
To Buck HK,

She might be a daughter of the communist leaders are living in Laos. She had used most of the communism idealistic in the text alot and seem to knew alot about our western coutries way of life, but any way its good for both.
I'be dam Lao have little vioce; back to old day who dare to say anything against the communist, your ass would sent up to the North or vanish without trace. I used to remembered (they're told us to call:
a dog to be a deer
) and ate them.
once time I had disobey their order so they've sent myAss to Don Thao for just little things.
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Reply #4 - 20th Mar, 2011 at 12:04am
 
Wow. Lighten up a little, would ya? Why are you people always so rude to the Admin? If I were her and had to put up with your constant abuse, I would just say heck with you all and delete the forum.

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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